What Do You Want Regarding Cowboy’s Rivals?

To win, with ease and glee — or to triumph
over greater adversity? Cowboys
became legends on the strength of their wins.
Would we care if they only beat weak teams?
Be glad High schools don’t play the NFL,
coaches like Garrett would get 10 wins then.
We’d never see great football played again.
And so, this leads to Washington D.C.
The pain of our rivals, owned by a clown,
numbs the joy we once found — some games were tight!
But the division race wasn’t a contest,
not for most of the decades he’s owned them.
The Cowboys haven’t been great in that span,
but we could always say we are not them!
Whether `tis nobler to pwn noobs or face
foes of admirable stature? Alas ~
we would not know, our historic rivals
induce the country to laughter. Snyder!
Lulz won’t work as good entertainment.
Sell your team now! Euphoria, sans wins,
for Washington fans could have hope once more,
all the more fun when we run up the score.
The Eagles, Cowboys and Giants have done their part.
Competitive football can’t be that hard,
but it is to Dan Snyder, charlatan!
What do you say, Dallas Cowboys fans?
Are you happy with Washington’s disgrace?
Or should Football be more meaningful than
knowing that they will come in last place?